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The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.

It Is Not That Which Is Beautiful That Pleases Us, But That Which Pleases Is Is Called Beautiful.

Where Was It Ever Promised Us That Life On This Earth Can Ever Be Easy, Free From Conflict And Uncertainty, Devoid Of Anguish And Wonder And Pain? … The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter, To Be Productive, To Have It Make Some Difference That You Lived At All.

You Understand People Better If You Look At Them-no Matter How Old Or Impressive Or Important They May Be-as If They Were Children. For Most Men Never Mature; They Simply Grow Taller.

Hope Is Ambiguous, But Fear Is Precious.