Why Did God Give Me Two Ears

Many [of The Americans] Polled Showed A Marked Disapproval Of The Wallonians, Danerians, And Pirenians. The Fact That These Minorities Were Invented By The Pollster Did Not Diminish The Hostility.

Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

People Say: Idle Curiosity. The One Thing That Curiosity Cannot Be Is Idle.

The Fellow Who Laughs Last May Laugh Best, But He Gets The Reputation Of Being Very Slow-witted.

In The Dark Colony Of Night, When I Consider Man's Magnificent Capacity For Malice, Madness, Folly, Envy, Rage, And Destructiveness, And I Wonder Whether We Shall Not End Up As Breakfast For Newts And Polyps, I Seem To Hear The Muffled Cries Of All The Words In All The Books With Covers Closed.