If You Are Capable People Are Happy

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

Obviously, As An Adult I Realize This Girl-on-girl Sabotage Is The Third Worst Kind Of Female Behavior, Right Behind Saying "like" All The Time And Leaving Your Baby In A Dumpster.

Everybody Kind Of Gets To Be The Person They Didn't Get To Be.

I Don't Want To Be Somebody Else.

Every Day I Wrote In My Journal: "how Am I Going To Win Today?" So That When The Guys Are Talking About Water-boarding I'm Telling Them They Haven't Even Got The Right Towels.