If You Act Out Of A Paranoid

You Can Say A Lot Of Bad Things About Alabama, But You Can't Say That Alabamans As A People Are Duly Afraid Of Deep Fryers.

You're Not Boring. You've Got To Stop Saying That, Or People Will Start Believing You.

It Is So Hard To Leave-until You Leave.

The Act Of Leaning In To Kiss Someone, Or Asking Them, Is Fraught With The Possibility Of Rejection, So The Person Least Likely To Get Rejected Should Do The Leaning In Or The Asking.

March 4th, The Only Day That Is Also A Sentence