If Work Is So Terrific, How Come

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

Everyone Smiles In The Same Language.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer.

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.

Most Of The Note-taking Happens While I'm Watching Television. It's A Broad Window On The World, And A Lot Of Things Are Already Established In My Mind As Things I Say, Things That I'm Interested In, Things That Are Fodder For My [stand-up] Machine. And When I See Something That Relates To One Of Them, I Know It Instantly And If It's A Further Exaggeration And A Further Addition, Or An Exception - If It Plays Into Furthering My Purpose, I Jot It Down.