If Work Is So Terrific, How Come

If You Live Long Enough, Sooner Or Later Everybody You Know Has Cancer.

I Profess No Belief In God, Which By Definition Is True, Especially If We Take The Accepted Definition Of God. But To Be An Atheist Is To Also Have A Belief, And Have A System, And I Don't Know That I Like That Either.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.