If Work Is So Terrific, How Come

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

I Was A Stonehead For 30 Years. I'd Wake Up In The Morning And If I Couldn't Decide Whether I Wanted A Joint Or Not, I'd Smoke A Joint To Figure It Out. And I Stayed High All Day Long.

More People Have Been Killed In The Name Of God Than For Any Other Reason.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

If You Have Selfish, Ignorant Citizens, You're Gonna Get Selfish, Ignorant Leaders.