If Work Is So Terrific, How Come

I Think I Am, Therefore, I Am... I Think.

More People Write Poetry Than Read It.

I Went Through The Usual Stages: Imp, Rascal, Scalawag, Whippersnapper. And, Of Course, After That It's Just A Small Step To Full-blown Sociopath.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

I Have Things That Are Strident And Confrontational, And I Have A Lot Of Things That Are Childlike And Innocent And Sort Of Sweet. So, Somewhere In Between Lies The Middle Of Me.