If Winning Isn't Everything Why Bother To

I'm Getting Sick And Tired Of Doing Anything Half-way.

The Only Qualifications For A Lineman Are To Be Big And Dumb. To Be A Back, You Only Have To Be Dumb.

I Enjoy Talking To My Football Men And My Chemistry Classes And I Feel Sure That They Are Quite Interested In What I Have To Say.

I Have To Get The Most Energy Out Of A Man And Have Discovered That It Cannot Be Done If He Hates Another Man. Hate Blocks His Energy And He Isn't Up To Par Until He Eliminates It And Develops A Friendly Feeling...(towards All His Teammates.)

Drink The First. Sip The Second Slowly. Skip The Third.