Win Or Lose, Do It Fairly.

Boards, Boards, Boards.

No Star Playing, Just Football.

Yes, I Know That You Feel You Are Not Strong Enough. That's What The Enemy Thinks, Too. But We're Gonna Fool Them.

You Know, I've Been Attending So Many Banquets That I Know What They're Going To Serve Before I Get There.

The Only Qualifications For A Lineman Are To Be Big And Dumb. To Be A Back, You Only Have To Be Dumb.