If We Try To Define Our Own

I'm Trying To Make People Feel Welcome And Feel Valued.

I Want To Thank My Wife Who I Don't Normally Usually Associate With Iran. I Want To Thank You For Working On Our Marriage For 10 Christmases. It's Good. It Is Work, But It's The Best Kind Of Work, And There's No One I'd Rather Work With!

Just Because A Lot Of People Know Something Nominal Doesn't Make It Important. A Lot Of People Know What A Pencil Sharpener Is, But That Doesn't Make It The Most Important Invention Of The 20th Century.

Anybody Tells You That Money Is The Root Of All Evil Doesn't Have Any.

People Decided That I Was The Frat Guy, Even Though I've Never Been Inside A Fraternity, Or The Guy Who Beat Them Up At School, Even Though That Wasn't Me At All.