If We Can't Have Comedy Books Written

Quite Quickly I Grew Less Deranged. I Had Begun The Process Of Calming Down, Assimilating And Compromising, Which Is Necessary To Live Comfortably In The World As It Is, And Probably Is Why Its Imbalance Never Changes. But Underneath, My Idea Of Life Was Completely Altered.

It Is A Truth Universally Acknowledged That As Soon As One Part Of Your Life Starts Looking Up, Another Falls To Pieces.

You See, Things Being Good Has Nothing To Do With How You Feel Outside, It Is All To Do With How You Are Inside.

I Will Not Drink More Than Fourteen Alcohol Units A Week.

No One Is Thinking About You. They're Thinking About Themselves, Just Like You.