If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His

When I Started Publishing, I Got Offers To Write For Big Magazines. But I Would Always Say, "well, It's Not That I Don't Want To Write For These Big Magazines, But You Can't Edit It."

I Never Would Start Writing Before Midnight And I Would Finish At, Like, Seven In The Morning.

[on The Writers She Admires:] I Prefer Dead Writers, Because I Don't See Them At Parties.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

If You Want To Get Ahead In This World Get A Lawyer -- Not A Book.