I Just Can't Smile At People For

Tolerance Is Really A Better Thing Than Understanding. Because It Doesn't Agitate Against Human Nature.

I Prefer Dead Writers Because You Don't Run Into Them At Parties.

My Favorite Animal Is Steak.

For Someone Such As Myself, Who Is Kind Of Feckless And Immature, It's Better To Have Rich Friends Than To Be Rich Yourself, Because Then You Have Wealth Without The Responsibility. You Get To Go To Their Houses, And You Get Acquainted With A Level Of Furniture That You Cannot Provide For Yourself. Furniture, I Think Is The Most Important Attribute Of Rich People.

The Only Appropriate Response To The Question, 'can I Be Frank?' Is, 'yes, If I Can Be Barbara.