If They Don't Want To Pay For

I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Comprehend It For You.

Citizens, Thank You For All Your Birthday Wishes. I Am 88 Years Old Today And Still Lucky To Live In The Greatest City In The World.

If They Don't Want To Pay For It, They Can Stop Drinking It.

The Key To Success In Politics: Never Forget, Seldom Forgive.

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.