If There's One Thing That Everyone Can

I Know A Lot About A Few Things - Mostly Useless Things.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

It's Much Easier To Make Jokes About Sensitive Issues If There Is Some Dissent, Some Conflict.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.

I Wish I Had Played Team Sports. I Think Every Kid Should. Teamwork Builds Character - Teaches People About Leadership And Cooperation.