If There Were Genders To Genres, Fiction

I Do Think Of My Reader, Or Listener, Really, More Often, If I Give A Lecture, For Example, And I Know That I'm Talking To These People; I Enjoy Sort Of Preening Them A Bit. But It's A Matter Of Decorum, Basically.

Sports, Politics, And Religion Are The Three Passions Of The Badly Educated.

I Should Like To Suggest That At Least On The Face Of It A Stroke By Stroke Story Of A Copulation Is Exactly As Absurd As A Chew By Chew Account Of The Consumption Of A Chicken's Wing.

The True Alchemists Do Not Change Lead Into Gold; They Change The World Into Words.

What One Wants To Do With Stories Is Screw Them Up.