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Usually, I Take A Hike For A While After Submitting A Column To Townhall. Too Much Of My Insensitivity Can Cause Emotional Problems Among Proggies, And I Am, After All, A Compassionate Man.

Most Americans Don't Know Enough About Basic Economics To Fill Out One Fortune Cookie.

Lynch Mobs Are Democracies.

The Situation In This Country Is Like A Dog With Worms. You Bring The Dog To The Vet To Be Dewormed, But The Vet Is Dr. Obama, And He Says You Can't Get The Dog Dewormed Because The Worms Have A Vote. And That's The Problem, Folks: The Worms Have A Vote.

Screaming Racism Is The Last Refuge Of Leftist Intellectuals Who've Completely Lost Their Mojo.