I Don't Believe In Atheists.

Our Founding Fathers Detested The Idea Of A Democracy And Labored Long To Prevent America Becoming One. Once Again - The Word 'democracy' Does Not Appear In The Declaration Of Independence, The Constitution Of The United States, Or The Constitution Of Any Of The Fifty States. Not Once. Furthermore, Take A Look At State Of The Union Speeches. You Won't Find The 'd' Word Uttered Once Until The Wilson Years.

Luck Is Opportunity Met By Preparation - And To Be Prepared Or Unprepared Is A Personal Choice.

The Situation In This Country Is Like A Dog With Worms. You Bring The Dog To The Vet To Be Dewormed, But The Vet Is Dr. Obama, And He Says You Can't Get The Dog Dewormed Because The Worms Have A Vote. And That's The Problem, Folks: The Worms Have A Vote.

The Principal Villain In Rising Health Care Costs Is The Government. Not Pharmaceutical Companies, Not Doctors, But Government.

I'm An Entertainer. Not A Journalist Or Spokesman For Anybody. Truth Is, A Lot Of My Listeners Absolutely Hate What I Have To Say.