If There Is A God, Why Did

The Best Way To Avoid Criticism Is Never Do Anything Ever. Or, Do What You Love, Have A Great Life & Let Others Spend Their Time Criticising.

Real Racist Jokes Or Sexist Jokes Aren't Funny - Not Because They're Offensive, But Because They're Not True. As Soon As A Joke Is Based On An Untruth, It's Not Funny.

I Like My Baths Really Deep And Hot. But Washing Everything Only Takes A Few Minutes. So I Thought It Would Be A Waste To Just Flush All That Water Away. So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Take Pictures Of Myself Trying To Look As Horrendous As Possible. Oh My, What Have I Started?

Being On The Edge Isn't As Safe, But The View Is Better

Trust, Encouragement, Reward, Loyalty... Satisfaction. That's What I'm... You Know. Trust People And They'll Be True To You. Treat Them Greatly, And They Will Show Themselves To Be Great.