Everyday Life Is Interesting Enough, Whether It

I'm Not From Around These Parts. I'm From A Little Place Called England: We Used To Run The World Before You.

Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.

I Want To Get All The Nations Of The World Together, It Doesn't Matter What Colour Or Creed, And I Want To Sit Them Down And Say: "guys, The Office Is Still Available On Dvd."

Being Honest Is What Counts. To Make The Ordinary Extraordinary Is So Much Better Than Starting With The Extraordinary.

It's Going To Be A Night Of Partying And Heavy Drinking. Or As Charlie Sheen Calls It: Breakfast.