If The Real World Were A Book,

A Good Butler Should Save His Employer's Life At Least Once A Day.

I'll Tell You What Love Is" I Said, "it Is Blind Devotion, Unquestioning Self Humiliation, Utter Submission, Trust And Belief Against Yourself And Against The Whole World, Giving Up Your Heart And Soul To The Smiter.

Writing Is A Subtle Art That Is Reached Mostly By Self-discovery And Experimentation.

True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare As The Purest Good - And We All Know How Rare That Is.

I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.