If The #2 Pencil Is The Most

In Comic Strips, The Person On The Left Always Speaks First.

One Of The More Pretentious Political Self-descriptions Is 'libertarian.' People Think It Puts Them Above The Fray. It Sounds Fashionable, And To The Uninitiated, Faintly Dangerous. Actually, It's Just One More Bullshit Political Philosophy.

When Will All The Rhetorical Questions End?

The Symphony Orchestra Had Played Poorly, So The Conductor Was In A Bad Mood. That Night He Beat His Wife--because The Music Hadn't Been Beautiful Enough.

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.