If The Heavens Throw You Dates, You

After Marriage, The Other Man's Wife Looks More Beautiful.

The Bengal Tiger Always Has His Tail Up, Ready To Devour The Opposition.

India Me Aap Prime Minister Ko Ek Baar Katghare Me Khada Kar Sakte Hain. Par Sachin Tendulkar Par Ungli Nahi Utha Sakte.

Beware Of The Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.