If Talking Were Aerobic, I'd Be The

You're Not Surprised When Alcoholics Act Like Alcoholics. It's More Surprising When Non-alcoholics Start Acting Like Alcoholics.

Saying You're An Alcoholic And An Addict Is Like Saying You're From Los Angeles And From California.

I'm Very Sane About How Crazy I Am.

I Do Believe You're Only As Sick As Your Secrets.

He's A Very Strange Guy, My Father. I Can't Get Mad At Him Because He's So Adorable.