If Swimming Is So Good For Your

All Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.

Some [soccer] Players Suffer Four Or Five Fatal Injuries Per Game. That's How Tough They Are.

I Guess Libertarianism Is Always Considered So Weird And Fringe That People Assume That You're In The Closet If You Don't Go Around Talking About It.

If It Weren't For Marriage, Men And Women Would Have To Fight With Total Strangers.

Meetings Are An Addictive, Highly Self-indulgent Activity That Corporations And Other Large Organizations Habitually Engage In Only Because They Cannot Actually Masturbate.