If Stalin Ever Told Me To Urinate,

December 25th Has Become Guilt And Obligation.

Some People Are Uncomfortable With The Idea That Humans Belong To The Same Class Of Animals As Cats And Cows And Raccoons. They're Like The People Who Become Successful And Then Don't Want To Be Reminded Of The Old Neighborhood.

Oprah Is More Than An Institution. Oprah Is A Very Special Star In The Firmament. I Can't Imagine A Greater Success Than She's Enjoyed.

At First, I Thoroughly Enjoyed Being Famous.

Recognition Should Come To The Reporter Who Uncovers Public Cheating Or Proves A Convicted Man Innocent.