December 25th Has Become Guilt And Obligation.

The Establishment People Tell Us That If The Workers Wanted To Share The Profits, It Was Called Communism. When Management Wants To Share Profits, It's Called A Bonus.

Recognition Should Come To The Reporter Who Uncovers Public Cheating Or Proves A Convicted Man Innocent.

Miss Child Is Never Bashful With Butter.

Some People Are Uncomfortable With The Idea That Humans Belong To The Same Class Of Animals As Cats And Cows And Raccoons. They're Like The People Who Become Successful And Then Don't Want To Be Reminded Of The Old Neighborhood.

I Was Proud Of The Waves I Had Made, But Wondered How Many Boats I Was Supposed To Rock.