If Someone Calls Me Vain And Mean,

A Snob Is Unreliable. The Work He Praises Might Just Be Good.

He Who Sleeps Half A Day Has Won Half A Life.

It Is The Style Of Idealism To Console Itself For The Loss Of Something Old With The Ability To Gape At Something New.

An Illusion Of Depth Often Occurs If A Blockhead Is A Muddlehead At The Same Time

A Pun, Though Despicable In Itself, Can Be The Noblest Vehicle Of An Artistic Intention By Serving As The Abbreviation Of A Wittyview. It Can Be A Social Criticism In The Form Of An Epigram.