If Someone Calls Me Vain And Mean,

The Difference Between Psychiatrists And Other Mentally Disturbed People Is Something Like The Relationship Between Concave And Convex Madness.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.

News Reports Stand Up As People, And People Wither Into Editorials. Clichés Walk Around On Two Legs While Men Are Having Theirs Shot Off.

Psychoanalysts Are Father Confessors Who Like To Listen To The Sins Of The Father As Well.

What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.