Artists Have A Right To Be Modest

A Journalist Is Stimulated By A Deadline. He Writes Worse When He Has Time

Experiences Are Savings Which A Miser Puts Aside. Wisdom Is An Inheritance Which A Wastrel Cannot Exhaust.

Talent Is Often A Defect In Character.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

The Development Of Technology Will Leave Only One Problem: The Infirmity Of Human Nature.