If Pity Is Akin To Love, Gratitude

Whisky Is Liquid Sunshine.

A Sensitive Boy's Humiliations May Be Very Good Fun For Ordinary Thick-skinned Grown-ups; But To The Boy Himself Theyareso Acute, So Ignominious, That He Cannot Confess Themcannot But Deny Them Passionately.

The English Have No Respect For Their Language, And Will Not Teach Their Children To Speak It. They Spell It So Abominably That No Man Can Teach Himself What It Soundslike.it Isimpossible Foran Englishmanto Openhis Mouth Without Making Some Other Englishman Hate Or Despise Him.

The Trouble With Her Is That She Lacks The Power Of Conversation But Not The Power Of Speech.

Vegetarians Claim To Be Immune From Most Diseases But They Have Been Known To Die From Time To Time.