If Pity Is Akin To Love, Gratitude

No Diet Will Remove All The Fat From Your Body Because The Brain Is Entirely Fat. Without A Brain, You Might Look Good, But All You Could Do Is Run For Public Office.

A Married Man Is A Man With A Past, While A Bachelor Is A Man With A Future.

Do Not Mistake Your Objection To Defeat For An Objection To Fighting, Your Objection To Being A Slave For An Objection To Slavery, Your Objection To Not Being As Rich As Your Neighbor For An Objection To Poverty. The Cowardly, The Insubordinate, And The Envious Share Your Objections.

It Is Not Enough To Know What Is Good: You Must Be Able To Do It.

The Golden Rule Is That There Are No Golden Rules.