If The English Can Survive Their Food,

He Who Has Never Hoped Can Never Despair

Patriotism Is Your Conviction That This Country Is Superior To All Others Because You Were Born In It.

We Must Not Stay As We Are, Doing Always What Was Done Last Time, Or We Shall Stick In The Mud. Yet Neither Must We Undertake A New World As Catastrophic Utopians, And Wreck Our Civilization In Our Hurry To Mend It.

Absolute Honesty Is As Absurd An Abstraction As An Absolute Temperature Or An Absolute Value.

Go On Writing Plays, My Boy, One Of These Days One Of These London Producers Will Go Into His Office And Say To His Secretary, "is There A Play From Shaw This Morning?" And When She Says, "no," He Will Say, "well, Then We'll Have To Start On The Rubbish." And That's Your Chance, My Boy.