If People Would Dare To Speak To

[p]oetry Resembles Metaphysics: One Does Not Mind One's Own, But One Does Not Like Anyone Else's.

An Apology For The Devil: It Must Be Remembered That We Have Heard One Side Of The Case. God Has Written All The Books.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

A Drunkard Would Not Give Money To Sober People. He Said They Would Only Eat It, And Buy Clothes And Send Their Children To School With It.

Any Fool Can Paint A Picture, But It Takes A Wise Man To Be Able To Sell It.