The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are

To Himself Everyone Is Immortal; He May Know That He Is Going To Die, But He Can Never Know That He Is Dead.

Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.

Christ: I Dislike Him Very Much. Still, I Can Stand Him. What I Cannot Stand Is The Wretched Band Of People Whose Profession Is To Hoodwink Us About Him.

Look Before You Leap For As You Sow, Ye Are Like To Reap.

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.