If Obama Was White, He’d Be Up

Anderson Cooper Has A Job To Do. And That Job Is To Try To Reinforce His Credibility In The Gay Community After The Fact That You Couldn’t Get Him Out Of The Closet For 10 Years With A Canister Of Tear Gas. Now He’s The Sheriff; Now He’s Running Around Writing Everybody A Ticket!

Marriage Changes Things Because There's A Lot More At Stake. You Can't Get Too Toxic Because You Have To Live Together. No One Can Reach For The Nuclear Button Too Quickly.

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When I Told My Parents, 'i'm Going To Be An Actor,' They Screamed And Wept And Freaked Out.

I Suppose If The Offending Paparazzi Was Wearing A Hoodie And I Shot Him, It Would All Blow Over.