If Obama Was White, He’d Be Up

When I'm Not Working, I Dress Like A Surfer. I Look Like I'm Going To Come Into Your House And Clean Your Pool.

If You Do Get Married, Get A Prenup. It's Not About Money At All. It's About Having A Document That States How You'll Dissolve Your Marriage While You Still Have A Shred Of Respect For Each Other.

In The Film Business, When You're Young, You Just Want To Work. But When You're Older, It Has More To Do With Who's Involved With The Project - Who You're Going To Get In The Boat With.

Denzel Washington's Career Is An Enormous Luxury. Compare Him To Wesley Snipes.

I Collect Travel Alarm Clocks. I Was In A Flea Market In France Once, In 1994, And I Opened Up This Beautiful Jaeger-lecoultre Folding Eight-day Winding Clock Folded Into A Beautiful Case, And I Went, 'wow, Man.' And I've Been Collecting Travel Alarm Clocks Since 1994.