If Obama Was A White Man, He

President Reagan's One-liners Were Terrific.

It Was Not So Very Long Ago That People Thought That Semiconductors Were Part-time Orchestra Leaders And Microchips Were Very Small Snack Foods.

I Knew What Leukemia And Lymphoma Were, But I Had Never Heard Of Multiple Myeloma.

We Were So Shocked By How Fast That War Went That President Bush Did Not Have A Plan, A Peace Plan.

But I Made One Mistake Which I Would Never Repeat As A Member Of Congress When I Was In Washington, And That Was When I Was Elected I Didn't Go On Trips Because I Was So Afraid Of Having Someone Accuse Me Of Taking Junkets.