If Nothing Is Serious Anymore, Then There's

If I Could Have Drawn A Cat Yelling For Lasagna Every Day For 15 Years And Have Them Pay Me $30 Million To Do So, I Would Have.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

He Comic Page Is Dying; I Didn't Want To Go With It.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

Keep In Mind That In 1985, I Had A Potential Readership Of Over 50 Million Americans. At That Time, A Good Portion Of Those Were Under 30.