Some Of Us Find Our Lives Abridged

I Don't Get Fan Mail. It Disappeared With The Digital Revolution.

It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.

I Was Never Asked To Join The Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No Fraternity Would Have Me In College, Either. I Think They Know Something.

If Nothing Is Serious Anymore, Then There's Nothing To Satirize.

And Just As It Is With All Proper Grannies, She Ordered Me Into My Pink Bunny Jammies.