If Nothing Else, I'm Making A Movie

My Favorite Meal? It Has To Be Furburgers Everyday In The Morning.

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

You Know, I've Occasionally Tried To Watch Other Shows Besides Scrubs, But Comparing Them Is A Bit Like Me Competing In The Special Olympics. Obviously I Would Win Without Contest, But The Point Is That They Are Trying Their Best.

I Was Mad When I Heard The Amazing Race Wasn't About White People.

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.