If Nothing Else, I'm Making A Movie

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

Seriously, When's The Last Time You Saw Me Wear Shorts?

I Can't Say I Agree With Something That Takes The Focus Away From Me.

People Often Ask Me When There's Going To Be A Mrs. Zach Braff. It's A Confusing Question Sometimes Because Many People Don't Realize That My Mother Is Named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I Really Don't Know Why We Need A Whole Month Dedicated To Blacks. It's Not Like They're The Only Ones That Suffered. I Mean, What About Us Whites? We're The Ones That Have To Deal With These Monkeys Everyday, But You Don't See Us Demanding A Whole Month To Ourselves.