If My Wife Hears One More Report

The Bush Republicans' Policies Are, The Antithesis Of Patriotic. And So We Urge Democrats To Reclaim Patriotism - To Call On All Americans To Pull Together. And, Yes, To Sacrifice. Rich People Will Have To Do With Fewer Tax Cuts. Middle Class People Will Need To Drive Less And Switch To More Fuel Efficient Cars . And Poor Folks - Especially Young Ones - Will Have To Reduce Out-of-wedlock Pregnancies And Other Indicia Of Social Pathology.

If It Was About Lying Under Oath - We Actually Know That Clinton Certainly Was Deceptive, As Most People Would Be About Their Sex Lives - But, In Fact, He Did Not Lie.

Politics Is Show Business For Ugly People.

See, I Think If It Just Became Who's Sleeping With Whom, Then There's No Reason To Prefer One Party Over The Other, 'cause The Truth Is We're All Sinners.

Bill And Hillary Clinton Are The Most Investigated Couple In American History - Now The Most Thoroughly Exonerated Couple In American History.