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When People Ask Me About Being Portrayed Onscreen By Leonardo Dicaprio, I Always Say, 'i Love It - No Matter How Old I Get, People Are Going To Think That's What I Look Like.

It's Not What A Man Has But What A Man Is That's Important.

I Stole Every Nickel And Blew It On Fine Threads, Luxurious Lodgings, Fantastic Foxes, And Other Sensual Goodies. I Partied In Every Capital In Europe And Basked On All The World's Most Famous Beaches.

My Proudest Moment Was Probably When My Oldest Boy Finished Law School And Went On To Become An Fbi Agent. It Was Just Beyond My Imagination That - With My Background - My Own Son Would Become An Fbi Agent.

In The Old Days, A Con Man Would Be Good Looking, Suave, Well Dressed, Well Spoken And Presented Themselves Real Well. Those Days Are Gone Because It's Not Necessary. The People Committing These Crimes Are Doing Them From Hundreds Of Miles Away.