If My Forgeries Looked As Bad As

I Was Always In The Right Place At The Right Time, Always Willing To Take Advantage Of An Opportunity.

I Made A Lot Of Exits Through Side Doors, Down Fire Escapes Or Over Rooftops. I Abandoned More Wardrobes In The Course Of Five Years Than Most Men Acquire In A Lifetime. I Was Slipperier Than A Buttered Escargot.

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When People Ask Me About Being Portrayed Onscreen By Leonardo Dicaprio, I Always Say, 'i Love It - No Matter How Old I Get, People Are Going To Think That's What I Look Like.

If My Forgeries Looked As Bad As The Cbs Documents, It Would Have Been "catch Me In Two Days."