If My Films Don't Show A Profit,

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.

The Good Sleep Better, But The Bad Seem To Enjoy The Waking Hours Much More.

My Ex-wife Was A Philosophy Major At Nyu. Yeah, She And I Used To Have Deep Philosophical Discussions Where She Would Prove That I Didn't Exist.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

Marriage Is The Death Of Hope.