I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical

I Called To Wish You An Unhappy Birthday Because You're Evil And You Lie And If You Should Die I May Feel Slightly Sad, But I Won't Cry.

I Think I Must Be, Absolutely, A Total Sex Object. In Every Sense Of The Word.

The Heart Has A Heart Of Its Own.

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

I Once Bought A Manchester United Hat, Which I Think Was 12 Shillings, And Somebody Ran Up Behind Me And Pulled It Off And Just Ran Ahead. I Thought, 'it's A Very Cruel World, I'm Not Prepared For This'. And I Decided To Get My Revenge On Society.