If Many People Love Me, Then I

The Selfie Is The New Way To Look Someone Right In The Eye And Say, 'hello, This Is Me.'

For April Fools Day, Someone Played A Really Cruel Joke On Me. They Stole All My Mirrors And I Had To Go Hours Without Seeing Myself. I Mean, I Couldn’t Even Do My Daily Affirmations. What Kind Of World Is This? I Tell You, It’s Artists Like Myself That Really Suffer.

I Have A Lot Of Books Optioned. This One Sat Around For A While - Part Of That Was Just Because I Was Trying To Figure It Out, And I Didn't Realize I Needed Pam To Figure It Out - But I'm Not Somebody That Likes To Option Books And Then Sit On Them.

I Worked At A Mcdonald's Drive-through. I Could Always Tell When Girls Were Interested: They'd Drive Around Again And Say, "i Forgot Something."

Men In Your Position Have Women Offering Themselves In The Hopes That They Will Get Somewhere Professionally, Or Socially.