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I Don't Have To Teach Anymore, I Don't Have To Work Anymore, God Has Been Really Good To Me.

Puberty For Me Was Graduating From Thousand Island Salad Dressing To Caesar Salads. It Was Like Going From Hot Dogs And Hamburgers To Beef Stroganoff, Or From Ice Cream In A Cone To Creme Brulee.

When I Was Growing Up, I Did Not Exercise At All. I Was Raised In The French Quarter In New Orleans. If I Saw Someone Running, I Would Call The Police Because I Thought They Stole Something On Royal Street.

I Took Desperate Measures To Lose Weight And Did Terrible Things To Myself. I Went From Diet Pills To Thirty Laxatives A Day To Throwing Up.

If You Want To Get The Body You've Always Dreamed Of, You Have To Earn It. You Can't Buy It, You Can't Rent It. You Have To Earn It. My Formula Has Always Been Love Yourself, Move Your Body, Watch Your Portions. And It Sounds So Easy, But It Is Not.