If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out.

If You Want To Change Somebody, Don't Preach To Him. Set An Example And Shut Up.

One Of The Reasons So Many People Fail Is They Get On This Treadmill For An Hour Or An Hour And A Half. That's Totally Unnecessary. If It's Cardiovascular, You Don't Need More Than 15 To 17 Or 18 Minutes If It's Vigorous.

I Train Like I'm Training For The Olympics Or For A Mr. America Contest, The Way I've Always Trained My Whole Life. You See, Life Is A Battlefield. Life Is Survival Of The Fittest... How Many Healthy People Do You Know? How Many Happy People Do You Know? Think About It. People Work At Dying, They Don't Work At Living. My Workout Is My Obligation To Life. It's My Tranquilizer. It's Part Of The Way I Tell The Truth--and Telling The Truth Is What's Kept Me Going All These Years.

Be Young. Keep Yourself Young By Having A Good, Sporty Car Like A Corvette. It Keeps You On Your Toes. It Keeps You Young. It Keeps You Thinking Young. It Keeps You Thinking Modern And Good Things. Corvette Is A Modern, Modern Automobile.

If You Lose A Couple Of Inches Off Your Stomach, Your Business Down There Will Look A Lot Longer.