If It Doesn't Work Out There Will

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

If There’s A Heaven For Me, I’m Sure It Has A Beach Attached.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.