If I'm A "b Player," That's Because

Whenever You Get A Bunch Of Guys That Are Funny Or Think They’re Funny, When You First Meet, There’s Always A Lot Of Bits And It’s Never, Ever, Ever Funny. So Basically You Have To Get Through The Awkwardness.

An Ordinary Day. I Get Up Early, Drive To The Airport, From There Driving To The Arena Where We Wrestle. Then If We Have A Show I Will Take Another Plane For My Destination. Otherwise I Will Take A Plane To Return Home And Fall In Bed Very, Very Late.

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!

All Right, New York City! Welcome To Madison... Square... Jericho! And After Tonight, When I Become The True, Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, The Jerichoholics Of The Big Apple Will Throw A Celebration Party That Will Make The Millennium Bash In Times Square Look Like My Sister's Seventh Birthday Party! It'll Be A Celebration So Huge, So Grandiose, So Spectacular, That It Will Never, Eeeeeeeever, Be Forgotten Again!

When You’re Good At Improv, Even When You’re Going To Deliver Somebody Else’s Line That They’ve Written, You’ve Got To Nail It. And Sometimes It’s Not Going To Be As Good As You Think, And You Have To Not Worry About Hurting Each Other’s Feelings. All That Matters Is The Product Itself. All That Matters Is The Show.