If You Want To See Chris Jericho

It So Cliché To Say Some Guys And Girls Need To Step Up, But There Can Be Bigger Stars And Bigger Names When People Get Their Chance.

All Right, New York City! Welcome To Madison... Square... Jericho! And After Tonight, When I Become The True, Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, The Jerichoholics Of The Big Apple Will Throw A Celebration Party That Will Make The Millennium Bash In Times Square Look Like My Sister's Seventh Birthday Party! It'll Be A Celebration So Huge, So Grandiose, So Spectacular, That It Will Never, Eeeeeeeever, Be Forgotten Again!

When You’re Good At Improv, Even When You’re Going To Deliver Somebody Else’s Line That They’ve Written, You’ve Got To Nail It. And Sometimes It’s Not Going To Be As Good As You Think, And You Have To Not Worry About Hurting Each Other’s Feelings. All That Matters Is The Product Itself. All That Matters Is The Show.

I Really Don't Care If Stephanie Enjoys Kissing Kurt Angle. Or If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Stephanie. Or Hell, If Kurt Angle Enjoys Kissing Triple H! Cause As Far As I'm Concerned All Three Of You Can Kiss My Ass!

As A Matter Of Fact I Could Beat You Two With Both My Arms And My Legs Tied. I'll Roll Down This Ramp And Score Myself A 7-10 Idiot Split!