If I Were Trying To Avoid Embarrassment,

I Love The Idea That Horror And Fear Is A Celebration Of Health And Life.

I Think The Media Spends A Lot Of Time Fooling Itself.

My Whole Family Is Missing That Sports Gene. I Hope I Didn't Screw That Up By Marrying A Great Golfer.

Cheerios Bring Back Memories. I Actually Don't Think I Ate Them Much As A Kid, Though; Maybe It's Some Sort Of Jungian Memory, I Don't Know. But They Have So Much Sugar, It's Great.

Better To Be Uneducated Than Educated By Your Government.