If I Were Someone Named Mr. Ass,

I Would Dare Say That Most Anyone In Public Life, If They Stay In Public Long Enough, Is Not Treated Fairly.

I Understand The Common Man Because I Understand Me In That Regard At Least.

I Have Balls The Size Of Grapefruits And Come This Sunday, You'll Be Spitting Out The Seeds.

I'm Your Genetic Jackhammer!

Thou Art Relieved Of Thy Duties!