If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

What About Tom Jones? He's Made A Million And He's A Bloody Awful Singer.

This Could Only Happen In A Technical College.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.