If I Were President Of The United

The Aclu Is To Christians What The American Nazi Party Is To Jews.

I Do Not Believe That God Answers The Prayer Of Any Unredeemed Gentile Or Jew

I Believe That Global Warming Is A Myth. And So, Therefore, I Have No Conscience Problems At All And I'm Going To Buy A Suburban Next Time.

The Decline In American Pride, Patriotism, And Piety Can Be Directly Attributed To The Extensive Reading Of So-called 'science Fiction' By Our Young People. This Poisonous Rot About Creatures Not Of God's Making, Societies Of 'aliens' Without A Good Christian Among Them, And Raw Sex Between Unhuman Beings With Three Heads And God Alone Knows What Sort Of Reproductive Apparatus Keeps Our Young People From Realizing The True Will Of God.

I Believe With All My Heart That The Bible Is The Infallible Word Of God. I Therefore Believe That, Whatever It Says, Is So.